"second time in three years, there were zero candy-seekers, and I'd like to convince my neighbors to make the whole block more decorated and spooky..."
Easy - just leave your Christmas lights up from last year, an old Christmas tree in the yard, and some Easter stuff spread around. Your house will look like nobody's alive and you can have all the Halloween goodies to yourself! AND not worried about getting your house or car egged.
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"second time in three years, there were zero candy-seekers, and I'd like to convince my neighbors to make the whole block more decorated and spooky..."
Too late. The kids know you as creepy.
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It will just look like you're lazy.
Why didn't the christmas stuff get packed up before the easter stuff got put out?
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That's only going to work if the easter bunny has half its guts on the lawn.